May your 2010 be full of awesome.

I got the Firefly DVDs for Christmas, so I'm really really happy.



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"Don't speak of Itachi" or "Wait till you see who is our Special Guest tonight!"

- Danzou's in the cover, creeping you out with his Sharingarm.
- So is Danzou a greedy dictator or a noble dude? I don't know, are people who steal eyes, kill clans and let Konoha die noble?
- Danzou's baffling ability to surprise buttsex you.
- Susanito is the best kunai proof vest ever.
- Karin is shocked Danzou did not turn into sauce.
- "It must be Genjutsu!" is the Naruto equivalent of "A Wizard did it!"
- Susano looks awesome.
- Sasuke really wants some Danzousauce.
- Karin looks surprised again.
- Danzou: Halo thar
- Sasuke is not pleased.
- Ok, so it's not genjutsu and is not a bushin. Karin wants to know which is Danzou's secret.
- Sasuke thinks that the best way to deal with a teleporting fly is to keep smashing.
- Hey, Karin. Remember when Tobidara told you to get out of the way?
- Sasukito is so displeased he is going to use Amaterasu and bleed all over just to catch Danzou.
- Danzou is ON FIRE.
- Tobidara: Sasuke is wasting his MP like crazy. What a moron.
- Karin: D:
- Danzou is a sneaky bastard. Who spits.
- Karin: OMGWTFBBQ WATCH OUT.
- Sasuke: OOOOLE.
- Sasuke: My jutsu is better than yours.
- Aaaaaand Sasuke summons a giant hawk. Wait, what?
- Where does he get all these wonderful toys?
- Even Tobidara lampshades it.
- Ok, Danzou, you should know by now that Sasuke doesn't want to hear you say his brother's name.
- I believe I can flyyyyy
- Karin sees what you did there, Danzou.
- God, those eyes are creepy.
- Danzou: You suck because you are shitting all over your brother's hippie ways.
- Sasuke : >(
- Hawk attack vs Spit no Jutsu!
- Bye little Hawk, it was nice knowing you
- Sasuke: GIMME A KISS
- Danzou is gonna choke a bitch.
- Karin goes "!" again.
- Sasuke: You ain't choking shit, today.
- There goes the Sharingarm.
- ...or maybe not.
- It's no use, Danzou has a super haxxed skill that cannot be countered. Is anybody else wondering why the heck he didn't take over Konoha?
- Sasuke: I'm King of Hax, you have nothing on me.
- Crows? Could this mean...? Nah, Kishimoto won't go that way, right?
- ... who am I kidding?
- IT'S ITACHI, GUYS. BACK FROM THE DEAD. AND HE LOOKS PISSED.
- Or is he?

Merry Christmas, everybody!

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"Sasuke vs Danzou" or "In case I didn't mention it, Sasuke is Evil and Naruto is a fragile waif"

- Lots and lots of Narutos.
- Lots and lots of blue.
- Madara picks the best spot to watch the fight. Awesome view and free nachos.
- More blue and Sasuke is waiting for his security blanket to dry.
- DANZOU'S SHARINGARM IS WATCHING YOU.
- Karin: Yuck D:
- Sasuke wants to know what's the deal with that arm.
- Danzou: Well, it's a long story. Once upon a time there was this Uchiha massac...
- Sasuke: >( Who cares, you are still in my hit list.
- Sasuke is full of questions today.
- Sasuke: Before I kill you... did you order my brother to kill my clan?
- Danzou answers questions with his fist.
- I wonder what Sasuke would have done if Danzou had said "no, it was the butler".
- Sasuke uses Skeletors Susanito to block Danzou's attack.
- Susanito gives Danzou a hand. Literally.
- Tobidara: Oooh, so that's Sasuke's version. I'll give it a B+.
- Everybody knows about Susanoo too. Ok, that does it. Madara must have created the Uchihawiki and every ninja has read it.
MEANWHILE IN FORKS SOMEWHERE IN SNOW COUNTRY
- Naruto wangsts
- Yamato: Ok, let's ignore the Kyuubi vessel who is about to suffer a major Heroic BSOD and let's focus on the important stuff. What are we eating tonight?
- Kakashi: I'm gonna give Sakura The Talk.
- Sai will make sure Sakura doesn't get to Sasuke.
- Sakura has been a bad girl and Kakashi will have to spank her 8D
- Kakashi tells Yamato to take Naruto back home and that Sakura is marching to her death. So he´ll have to be A Hero and save her.
- Kakashi uses his Ninja dogs like we use Email.
- Sai is Google Earth.
- To make up for the lack of flashbacks last chapter, Naruto has 3 pages of them.
- Basically Sasuke is Evil, everybody wants to kill him, you sucks, give up RESISTANCE IS FUTILE.
- Naruto hyperventilates and... faints.
- No, seriously.
MEANWHILE SASUKE IS ABOUT TO CHOKE A BITCH
- Sasuke's evil face is evil.
- Sasuke: I ASKED A QUESTION, MOTHERFUCKER.
- Sasuke likes to squish his toys.
- Sasuke: ANSWER ME
- Danzou: *dramatically coughs blood* I didn't think Itachi was that kind of man...
- Sasuke: ...
- Danzou tells Sasuke that his brother loved him lots.
- We get Sasuke flashbacks too.
- Ah Itachi, you were so hot. Why did you have to die?
- Sasuke: So... Madara wasn´t lying?
- Tobidara: *giggles*
- I want a Susanoo for Xmas.
- Tobidara: FINISH HIM!
- Kishimoto, stop making Karin suck. Thank you.
- Danzou gives a speech. But then he badmouths Itachi. Uh oh.
- Sasuke is the only one that can insult his brother.
- HAVE SOME DANZOUSAUCE.
- Sasuke looks Evil. EVIL.
- Danzou: SURPRISE BUTTSEX
- Karin: O NOES D:
- Sasuke: OMGWTFBBQ

So, yeah...

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To my dear commissioners:

My finals end this weekend, so I will finally have time to finish your commissions. Sorry for the delay and thank you so much for your patience @___@

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"Madara's True Power" or "MechaDanzou vs Tobi the Friendly Ghost"

- Why has Tobidara confronted Danzou? For the lulz, of course.
- DANZOU IS A MECHA.
- Tobidara: You are ready to turn into a Gundam?
- Danzou: We don't know what Madara can do, so let's be careful.
- TEAMWORK, BABY.
- KILLING KUNAIS OF DOOM
- Fu looks kinda sexy.
- Tobidara: KTHXBAI 8D
- Tobidara = Casper
- Fuu can't track Tobidara's chakra
- Tobidara: HELLO THAR.
- Fuu tries to cut Tobidara's head and that works as well as you'd expect it to work against a guy who can phase through objects.
- Kunais are objects too, Torune.
- I love Tobidara's style. 8D
- Tobidara: Haters are gonna hate.
- Fu is a Yamanaka. Why don't you let Ino be awesome like this, Kishi?
- You gotta strike when he attacks.
- Tobidara is proud of you, guys.
- I'm also pretty sure Tobidara is not deaf, guys.
- Torune is gonna remove the gloves....! With his teeth. >D
- OMG MOAR TEAMWORK 8D
- But Tobidara is not old for nothing and manages to fool them.
- Ok, Torune's touch is not good for your skin.
- Yuck.
- Tobidara: A chakra injection that destroys your cells? That's gotta hurt like a bitch 8D
- Torune: Sorry about that, I'll let them out.
- Tobidara: Oh wait, not chakra... NANOBUGS. 8D
- OMGZ TORUNE IS AN ABURAME. THAT MAKES HIM 10 TIMES MORE AWESOME.
- Why don't you let Shino do things like this, Kishi?
- Tobidara: So you are the son of the legendary Aburame Shikuro. And now you are working for Root. Your papa must be rolling in his grave.
- You gotta be super awesome if you are Legendary among the Aburame.
- Tobidara thinks Danzou is a great collector.
- Torune strips! OH YEAH, BABY. NOW WE ARE TALKING 8D
- If Shino fights again, I demand he strips. Slowly.
- Torune can poison you with every part of his body. Ponder that for a second.
- Tobidara: Surprise Buttsex! 8D
- And then Tobidara flushes Torune.
- Tobidara: Ooow, he contaminated my arm. Oh, well... *get rids of arm*
- ILU Tobidara.
- Tobidara: Here, lemme give you a hand.
- Fu: No, thank you.
- And then Tobidara flushes Fu.
WE INTERRUPT THIS FIGHT FOR MORE BROMANCE
- Naruto: No Touchy.
- Gaara: ;_____;
- <insert Telenovela music here>
- Temari: Ok.... this is awkward. We already delivered the message, let's go. We'll go back to Sand and we recognize Sexy Kakashi as the Hokage.
- Kakashi: Okies.
- Aaaaw, Gaara considers Naruto a friend and he wouldn't mind some benefits <3
- Gaara: Think about that and think about what you can do for Sasuke.
- Naruto looks weird.
- Sand has left the building...yard...whatever.
- Yamato wants to console Naruto.
- Kakashi: This is something he must do on his own.
- I still want to hug Naruto.
MEANWHILE IN TETRISLAND
- O HAI SASUKE and Karin LONG TIME NO SEE.
- Tobidara: Am I interrupting something?
- Sasuke: She was going to molest me D:
- Tobidara: Oh, just the usual, then.
- Sasuke: >( Let us out of here.
- Tobidara: Relaaaaaaaaax I have an early Xmas present for you.
- Danzou: WTF
- Tobidara unflushes himself, Sasuke and Karin.
- Karin looks sexy.
- Sasuke looks pissed.
- Danzou: O CRAP.
- ACTIVATE SHARINHAX
- Tobidara: Girl.
- Karin: What?
- Tobidara: Get out of here or you are toasted. Also, make me a sammich.
- Karin: -_-
- Tobidara: Ok, let's take a seat... where's my popcorn?
- Danzou: Oh yeah? Let's see what you do about THIS.
- HOLY ELDRICH ABOMINATIONS, BATMAN.
- So... are those the eyes of the Uchiha membes that were killed in the massacre?
- Sasuke is gonna be pissed.

Soooo, who is gonna interrupt the fight? Sakura's team? Shoutakage's team? Naruto? Your momma?

*EDIT*

ALSO, I JUST READ FMA 102

ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL

brb, wangsting