Chapter 470

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"Kisame vs Killerbee" or "Manliest fight EVER: KISAME VS KILLERBEE, GUYS. MEGASHARK VS GIANT OCTOPUS"

- Naruto is enraged by Sakura's confession.
- Oh Kiba, you are so sexy.
- Now I want a Kiba/Lee vs Kakashi/Yamato yaoi fight.
- Sakura: Are you saying I'm lying, bitch? >(
- Naruto: *srs face*
- Sakura: I know what I'm feeling! Srsly. I'm so not lying about this and if you hate me just say so! >(
- Naruto: You came all the way here to tell me this?
- Sakura is starting to get angry. You don't want to see her angry.
- Yeah, confessing is a big deal. But you really need to read "Confession for dummies", Sakura.
- Sakura is jealous because Naruto and Sasuke are obviously gay for each other and that's why she never gets screentime.
- Sakura: I just wanted you to come back home and I srsly believe you would just give up on Sasuke if I told you I loved you.
- Oh Sakura, what manga have you been reading?
- Naruto: You are a lying liar who lies. I know you better than that >(
- Sakura: You know shit. I rly don't care about Sasuke because he is Evil. So forget about the promise.
- Naruto: Pft, this is not about the promise. I want Sasuke for myself. And I know why he is so obssesed with revenge.
- Kiba: Details, plz.
- And just when Naruto is going to tell Sakura and co. that Sasuke is just a puppet, Danzou and Friends were behind the massacre and Itachi really loved his bb brother.... Plot Convenience Kakashi tells him to shut it.
- Kishimoto loves the drama.
- Naruto tells Sakura that he is getting sexy Sasuke back because he wants to sex help him.
- Sakura seems shocked.
- Sai looks... blank.
- Kiba tells Sakura that they should tell Naruto the truth instead of fueling the drama.
- Sakura kicks Kiba. Sexual tension, I see it.
- Sakura: Whatever, I'm going home. >(
- Naruto: *moar srs face*
- Sakura: KIBA, LEE, BRING ME A SAMMICH.
- Kiba: She is worse that my mom D:
- Sakura has her own team of sex slaves.
- Naruto watches them go and looks adorable in the process.
- Sakura apologizes to Naruto. In her head.
- Shady Sai is shady.
- I'm willing to bet that the Sai!bushin will tell Naruto all about the rookies wanting to kill Sasukito.
- Sai, King Of Wank.
- Sakura: Kiba, I have a favour to ask...
- Kiba: I'm taken... but I'm free on Saturdays...
- Sakura: I NEED TO FIND SASUKE AND I NEED YOU TO HELP ME.
- Kiba: Oh, that...
MEANWHILE, FAR AWAY FROM THIS PAIRING WANK
- SEXY SAND SIBLINDS TO THE RESCUE.
- And some sexy Raikage's team too.
- I see thong 8D
- Kurotsuchi: But why did they cancel Firefly don't we kill both Hachibi and Kyuubi? That would destroy Akatsuki's plans and weaken Kumo and Konoha?
- Tsuchikage: Because Fox sucks I changed my mind.
- Aaaaaaaaaw Gaara managed to convert Tsuchikage to his cause <3 Naruto would be proud.
MEANWHILE IN THE MANLIEST FIGHT EVER
- I want that sword.
- Kisame pwns giant bear racoon in seconds.
- Gai's long lost brother: How dare u. Have some of my... PASSION.
- KILLERBEE IS TAKING NOTES. IN THE MIDDLE OF A FIGHT. JUST WHEN I THOUGHT I COULDN'T LOVE HIM ANY MORE.
- Kisame: Ok, if you really wanna die.
- Killerbee uses his pencil as a weapon. HIS PENCIL.
- Kisame dodges and USES SAMEHADA.
- Killerbee used RAITON on the pencil.
- *swoons*
- I think I have never fangirled like this before.
- Gai's twin attacks Kisame, who uses Samehada to block.
- Killerbee tries to trick Kisame with another Raiton missile... and rhymes in the process.
- Samehada: O NO U WON'T
- Hachibi puts on his Bijuu cloak... to headbutt Kisame. Because in this family, elbows and headbutts > S class jutsus.
- This panel is making me ship KisaBee. Hardcore.
- Killerbee: MY PIMP CLOAK D:
- Gai's twin: The sword is eating your chakra!
- Samehada: NOM NOM NOM
- Kisame: Samehada loves takoyaki.
- Killerbee: You have pretty eyes... for a soon to be dead shark. 8D
- Samehada trasforms into... something with lots and lots of teeth.
- Kisame: My name is Kisame. Hoshigaki Kisame.

EPIC.

I'm doing a crack comic for this chapter, but I want to finish my commissions first

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"Sakura's confession" or "How to troll the pairing fandom and Sakura's character in less than 20 pages"

- Killerbee wants to smack a bitch. Or eat fish.
- Wild Tanuki Ponta is a brave fluffy and attacks Kisame...... He is so dead.
- Kisame: Kids these days have no respect for their elders.
- KISAME VS PONTA OMG WE'LL FINALLY SEE KISAME FIGHT AFTER 200 CHAPT...
MEANWHILE SOMEWHERE IN SNOW COUNTRY damn you, Kishi. damn you to hell
- LOL Zetsu looks so funny. Strike that... all the Zetsus look funny.
- Ao, please don't die. You are pretty awesome.
- ZETSU IS THE T VIRUS.
- O Hai Danzou and his band of merry men.
- Ao, they know you are following them with your pervy eye.
- Everything is Special in this manga.
- Danzou tells Bodyguard A to take the Byakugan for his Special Eyes collection.
- Something tells me Danzou is some sort of Frankestein and Kabuto is gonna kill him and steal his toys.
- Bodyguard A set traps in case they were being followed. Smart kid.
- Ao is attacked!
- Ao: These days one can't relax in the forest without being attacked by some weird scarecrow. >(
- Ao has excellent reflexes.
- Something tells me Ao really doesn't like Danzou.
- HOLY SHIT BODYGUARD A IS A YAMANAKA?
- Ao nuuuuuuuuuuuuuu D:
- So... Danzou does have a plan B.
MEANWHILE IN THE KAGECON
- Mifune: So... I guess Danzou is not an option anymore... who will be the Kage that rules them all?
- Mifune: *srs face*
- Mizukage: *looks pretty*
- Gaara: *looks super pretty*
- Raiakge: *wonders if he left the gas on*
- Mifune: I nominate Raikage.
- I nominate Raikage's abs.
- Gimlikage: Wait, didn't you say he was too hotheaded, emotional and likes to smash walls?
- Mifune: Now that he knows his bb brother is safe, I'm sure he will be a good leader and think before he acts. Besides, just look at his abs. You can't argue with those abs.
- TEAMWORK IS THE ANSWER.
- Oh, Mifune, I doubt even Raikage can control Killerbee. 8D
- Gimlikage: Ok, let's vote.
- Mizukage: There's no time to argue. In Raikage we trust.
- Gaara: He has my Pimp Seal of Approval.
- WUT Gimli fought Madara? o_o
- Raikage: HELP US
- Gimlikage: Say the magic words, first.
- Raikage: World is gonna end if you don't help.
- Gimlikage: Well, if you put it that way.
- Everybody: WHEE!!! *smiles*
- OMG CHOU-CHAN YOU ARE SO CUTE.
- Gimlikage: The Fellows... I mean, the Shinobi Alliance is hereby formed! Let's go talk to the Daimyo.
MEANWHILE, SOMEWHERE ELSE IS SNOW COUNTRY, SHIT IS ABOUT TO GET REAL
- Naruto: Wha... I think I heard you wrong, Sakura-chan. What did you say?
- LEE'S WTF FACE IS EPIC.
- Hai Kiba, why so hot?
- YAMATO'S WTF FACE IS EVEN MORE EPIC.
- Kakashi: Oh dear...
- And with 3 words, Sakura starts World Wide ShipWar 3.
- Sakura tells Naruto that she loves him, not Sasuke, Because who could like somebody like Sasuke. Well, apart from Naruto. WTF Sakura you should know that critisizing Naruto's mancrush is the worst way to start a conversation with him D:
- Naruto's face goes from shocked to srs business in less than 5 panels.
- Is it just me or does Naruto look really young and adorable in this chapter?
- Naruto doesn't think this is funny and wants to know what happened.
- Sai happened, Naruto.
- Kakashi is not impressed.
- Sakura: Nothing happened. I was in the middle of my bath and I suddenly realized that Sasuke is totally not worth the trouble. I'm serious. Rly.
- ...is Lee facepalming? XD
- Sakura: So... I don't love Sasuke, I love you. So now you don't need to chase him anymore. Right?
- Well, of course Naruto is just going to let Sasuke go if you become his girlfriend, Sakura. .____.
- Naruto is not buying it.
- Yamato looks pissed o_o
- Kiba looks srs and hot.
- And here's our weekly flashback!
- Sakura: I'll talk to Naruto. You need to keep quiet and let me handle it.
- Naruto: Ok, something is going on. What the heck happened? D:
- Sakura: Nothing, I swear. Ok, if you wanna know the reasons why I like you... wait... I wrote them down...
- Something tells me Sai was the one that wrote the speech.
- Naruto is not pleased at all.
- Sakura looks... weird. D:
- Moar flashbacks!
- Naruto remembers Sakura/Sasuke scenes.
- I feel like I'm reading shoujo. Or a fanfic.
- Sakura hugs Naruto. Aaaaaaaawkward.
- Kakashi: Sakura... you... :/
- Sai: ...
- Kiba: *looks angry and hawt*
- Lee: D:
- Yamato: >(
- Oh God, this is... painful to read. D:
- Sakura: So... you are the new black and Sasuke is evil and...
- Naruto: NOT FUNNY >(
- Oh my God, Naruto I want to hug you.
- Sakura: What's wrong? I just gave the Worst Confession Ever and women are fickle and GOD I NEED A NEW AGENT.
- Naruto: I hate people who lie to themselves!

Oh dear.

...

Where is my popcorn?

This is Kishimoto right now:

Because fandom has to wank for two weeks before we get the Kisame vs Killerbee fight and the Sakura/Naruto Talk.

Oh, Kishi, you are such a troll. 8D


That said, I love this guy for doing artbook and movie guides reviews. Even if now I want them all. They are so shiny *__* I'm so getting the Serenity one before the year ends, I swear.
I would buy half that list if it wasn't for the shipping costs. Living in penguin country sucks D8

"Commissions"

Half of them are almost done. I really need to stop working in so many projects at the same time.
I will only take 5 next time, because I hate to make people wait D:

In other news I'm finally meeting my cousin's baby this weekend. <3

Aaaand thank you illukar, for the subscription.

Chapter 468

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"Hachibi and Kyuubi" or "The Fellowship of the Juubi"

- Tsuchikage cannot believe it.
- Madara is as srs as a lolcat, Tsuchikage.
- Tobidara: Would I lie?
- Everybody: ...
- Tobidara: Ok, maybe I would, but I never declare wars for the lulz...ok, maybe not just for the lulz.
- Raikage is... not smashing anything. I'm surprised.
- Tobidara: Next time we'll meet in the battlegound. Kthxbai.
- Tobidara flushes himself.
- Tsuchikage: Oh dear, what are we gonna dooooo?
- Gaara wants to have his own Band of Kages.
- Raikage is still not smashing anything. I'm starting to get worried.
- Mizukage: You still don't wanna join the club?
- Raikage: Ok, so my brother is ok until I get my hands on him but I still want to kick Akatsuki ass. So, yeah, one for all and all for one and yada yada.
- Poor Danzou, he finally gets his hands on the Hokage hat and he won't be able to use his new status because he kinda messed up.
- Raikage: SEE? I TOLD YOU HE WAS SHIFTY. >(
- Have Kakashi and Gaara even met? .__. Or maybe if you are Naruto's friend, you are Gaara´s friend too.
- Kakashi is a celebrity.
- FLASHBACK I swear, Kishimoto must have some contract obligation that states he must have one per chapter
- Aaaw, bb Naruto begging for his mancrush Sasukito's life.
- Raikage, let's be honest. Danzou is King of Shifty. Saying somebody looks more trustworthy than him is no high praise.
- HAI KANKUROU. Nice make-up.
- Shii states the obvious.
- Yaaay search parties. Let's hope they arrive before it's too late. Because 90% of the search parties in this manga fail pretty hard.
- Darui: Ok, we should tell Karui and Omoi that Killerbee is not dead. Now they can go back to Naruto and beg for forgiveness.
- Mizukage also states the obvious. This meeting is full of geniuses.
- Mizukage: We must find the vessels and lock them in a room.
- Gaara: *likes the idea*
- Chou-chan <3
- Tobidara has a bijuuzooka and he knows how to use it. Maybe. I'm sure it came with instructions.
- Oh, Akatsuchi obviously doesn't know the Uchihas. Of course they would use a weapon even when it may blow up in their faces.
- Tsuchikage: So... does this mean we have the Hachibi and the Kyuubi as part of our arsenal? 8D
- Gaara: You are not using my bb Naruto as a weapon. I We must protect him them.
- Gaara is awesome. He knows Madara hasn't tried to capture Hachibi because he is THAT hardcore (why do you think he sent Sasuke-chan first?) and he hasn't tried to capture Naruto because he has Plot Shield.
- Mizukage: I agree with the shouta.
- Raikage also agrees. He really loves his bb brother. <3
- Chaos in the battlefield? YES, PLEASE. DON'T BE A KILLJOY, RAIKAGE.
- Shii and Darui share a mental picture of what Killerbee would do if they told him he needs to stay hidden while everybody and their mothers party hard.
- Gaara: Naruto would do the same.
- Oh, Gaara, you are such a Naruto fangirl. <3
- Temari and Kankurou must be used to this "WHAT WOULD NARUTO DO" by now.
- Mizukage likes the "restrain" part of restrain and protect.
- Raikage-sama will tell you all about his secrets.
- Gaara/Naruto reunion in the horizon. I can see it.
- Raikage: I met with Kakashi and the Kyuubi vessel - whiny boy - so he must still be somewhere in Snow Country.
- Gaara: OMG NARUTO IS NEA... I mean, ok. We´ll find them.
- Choujuuro is Hinata's soulmate long lost brother.
- Excuse me while I squeal at the cute.
- Choujuuro wants to know if Akatsuki managed to recruit the Manliest Sharkman that ever lived.
- KISAME IS BIJUU LEVEL. A BIJUU WITHOUT A TAIL. HARDCORE. But we already knew that.
- Tsuchikage is jealous of Madara and wants his own Bijuuzooka.
- Mizune: We are finally getting along. There's a lot of awesome in this room. We have a common goal. Let's work together to defeat Madara.
- So... Mifune = Elrond with a moustache. Juubi = Ring. Madara = Sauron. Tsuchikage = Gimli. Gaara = ...eh... Legolas? Naruto = Aragorn. Who is Gollum?
- Well, Madara may have attempted to negociate just to screw with your minds. I wouldn't put it past him.
- Suigetsu and SHIRTLESS Juugo are ok <3
- Suigetsu has an idea. Oh dear.
- DEAD ZETSU HAS THE BEST FACES EVER.
- LOLOLOL ILU KUROTSUCHI
MEANWHILE IN A FOREST
- ...W T F
- I see a giant sword, a giant dog (?) and a guy teaching enka.
- OMG HAI KILLERBEE YOU WERE MISSED.
- Killerbee = made of LULZ
- Enka!Guy and Killerbee talking about passion... oh, Kishi, you are making this too easy.
- Doggie detects something.
MEANWHILE SOMEWHERE IN SNOW COUNTRY
- Naruto meditates so he can find Sasuke by using the Force.
- Yamato sounds like a worried mother.
- Sakura's team is super fast.
- Kiba <3 Lee <3 Akamaru <3
- Kakashi: What are you doing here? I thought we left you back in Konoha.
- Sakura: *srs face* Naruto, we need to talk.
- Naruto: o___O
- The pairing wank is gonna be EPIC.
- Enka!Guy: Who are you?
- Killerbee: Oh, just another Akatsuki. Gimme 5 and go have a cup of tea while I take care of this.
- OMG IS KISAME. *fangirls*
- Samehada: NOM NOM NOM
- Kisame: Don't worry. I'm not gonna kill you. Just hurt you. A lot.

IT'S MEGASHARK VS GIANT OCTOPUS. DON'T SCREW IT, KISHI.

I was going to wait till Friday, but DAMN THIS CHAPTER IS AWESOME.

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"The Witch's Research"or "Secondary characters in this manga kick ass and take names DOING IT RITE, KISHI. THIS IS HOW"

- This is the first mission for the ESUS.
- Kilik and co. are looking for something.
LOCATION: SOMEWHERE IN CENTRAL AFRICA
- Fire and Thunder are so cute.
- Kubo and Ohkubo should start a clothing line.
- Thompson Sisters + Kilik & Cute Twins Team? Yes, please.
- I want those cute Shinigami-sama earpieces.
- Asuza: This is I, Asuza.
- Ok, we missed the mission outline.
- This looks like Resident Evil 5. But without the zombies.
- I know the SS earpieces are awesome, but these kids shouldn't be so amazed by them considering they can use Magic.
- Fire and Thunder found something.
- Ooooh, trap door.
- Kilik is so cool he gets FOUR WEAPONS.
- Ok, which part of Liz and Patty's body would get jammed? Oh, Ohkubo, I totally see what you did there.
- I'm getting some heavy RS vibes from this.
- Kilik, where are your night vission googles?
- Asuza: Try not to touch any suspicious looking switches.
- Only Patty would start a staring match with a floating eye.
- Asuza: Stop making lame puns and get to work.
- Kilik: Yes, ma'am.
- Asuza: Whipped.
- Tons of containers with black liquid... is that black blood?
- Who needs a copy machine when you have Asuza?
- : *totally jealous*
- Witchfont looks pretty awesome.
- Kilik, King of Tempting Fate.
- So, Kilik goes out and what does he find? What people always find when they complain about the mission being too easy: Trouble.
- Something tells me Ohkubo has been playing RS5 lately.
- Kilik: Mh... creepy looking civillians near an abandoned laboratory where a witch used to play with Black Blood. I wonder if they are friendly.
- Kim is flying above Kilik, not seeing the zombies approaching.
- Apparently, Kim speaks Witchenese.
- Kilik: Hi, there! 8D
- Kim: *translates* Kishin... black blood... kitties... insanity... spring rolls... CHRONA... oh and something about manipulating insanity.
- Civillians: Braaaaaaaaaains
- Patty: They look crazy.
- Liz states the obvious.
- Zombies: Must... shoot...
- Kilik, the Neo of Soul Eater.
- Kilik notices something is not right.
- Asuza wants an explanation for this.
- Kilik: We seem to be under attack.
- I didn't know that the Thompson sisters had Non Fatal bullets.
- First rule of Zombie Games, Kilik: You do not go into the alley that has two exits. Chances of your sorry ass being surrounded are very high.
- These zombies use MOLOTOV COCKTAILS. AWESOME.
- Kilik is Neo AND Spiderman.
- Kilik: *thinks SE Zombies can't use the stairs*
- SE Zombies: *prove him wrong*
- Zombies in Soul Eater can use guns, molotov cocktails, rifles...
- AND ROCKET LAUNCHERS.
- Kilik: Hey, Kim. If you could stop playing CCS and get your ass over here... that would be lovely.
- Kim: I swear they weren't there the last time I checked!
- Zombies in Soul Eater try to kill flying enemies too.
- Kim: Sorry, I'm busy taking bullets.
- Ok, I want a Zombie game with Kilik as the main character. This kid is COOL.
- Asuza: I'm surrounded by morons. Ok, kids, I found the Walkthroughs. Do exactly as I say. Kilik, take off your shirt.
- Kilik: Why is that necess...?
- Asuza: Exactly as I say. >( Now turn left, then right, right again, up, down, left, up, turn the four statues so they face east, get the ruby, now all straight ahead.
- Kilik: Uh, Asuza... there is a wall in front of me.
- Asuza: Bitch, are you a man? This is not FF7, jump it or smash it.
- Asuza = HBIC
- Kilik: Just as planned.
- Jackie has a V6 engine.
OUTSIDE ZOMBIE TOWN
- Kim: No casualties. Will be back for dinner. Ok, they are going to go Umbrella on that poor town.
- Kilik: I wonder if Medusa was responsible.
- Well, duh, everything comes back to Medusa. She is The Magnificent Bastard of this manga.
- One Kishin to rule them all.
- So, since Ohkubo seems to be full of surprises, do you think he'll let Chrona live? Or he'll pull a Redemption equals Death on us?
- Liz: There's no cure?
- Kim: Medusa didn't leave that part of the research behind.
- Oooh, I wonder if BlackStar and Tsubaki are on their own... or maybe they went with Ox and Harvar? That would make me very happy.
- Those are not daisies.
- The cute twins and Patty notice a disturbance in the Force.
- ScaryClown: Hi, my name is Black Clown. Medusa is my mommy. Prepare to die.
- What's with Ohkubo and Scary Clowns?
- Ok, I like this villain already. At least he looks Awesome.

Oh, evil Cliffhanger, Ohkubo.

Random question: Which mangas are you reading right now?

I'm reading FMA, Soul Eater, Naruto, Gakuen Alice and Detective Conan.

I tried to read the last chapters of TRC. I CANNOT UNSEE IT.


...I'm gonna pretend they don't exist.



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