Chapter 470

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"Kisame vs Killerbee" or "Manliest fight EVER: KISAME VS KILLERBEE, GUYS. MEGASHARK VS GIANT OCTOPUS"

- Naruto is enraged by Sakura's confession.
- Oh Kiba, you are so sexy.
- Now I want a Kiba/Lee vs Kakashi/Yamato yaoi fight.
- Sakura: Are you saying I'm lying, bitch? >(
- Naruto: *srs face*
- Sakura: I know what I'm feeling! Srsly. I'm so not lying about this and if you hate me just say so! >(
- Naruto: You came all the way here to tell me this?
- Sakura is starting to get angry. You don't want to see her angry.
- Yeah, confessing is a big deal. But you really need to read "Confession for dummies", Sakura.
- Sakura is jealous because Naruto and Sasuke are obviously gay for each other and that's why she never gets screentime.
- Sakura: I just wanted you to come back home and I srsly believe you would just give up on Sasuke if I told you I loved you.
- Oh Sakura, what manga have you been reading?
- Naruto: You are a lying liar who lies. I know you better than that >(
- Sakura: You know shit. I rly don't care about Sasuke because he is Evil. So forget about the promise.
- Naruto: Pft, this is not about the promise. I want Sasuke for myself. And I know why he is so obssesed with revenge.
- Kiba: Details, plz.
- And just when Naruto is going to tell Sakura and co. that Sasuke is just a puppet, Danzou and Friends were behind the massacre and Itachi really loved his bb brother.... Plot Convenience Kakashi tells him to shut it.
- Kishimoto loves the drama.
- Naruto tells Sakura that he is getting sexy Sasuke back because he wants to sex help him.
- Sakura seems shocked.
- Sai looks... blank.
- Kiba tells Sakura that they should tell Naruto the truth instead of fueling the drama.
- Sakura kicks Kiba. Sexual tension, I see it.
- Sakura: Whatever, I'm going home. >(
- Naruto: *moar srs face*
- Sakura: KIBA, LEE, BRING ME A SAMMICH.
- Kiba: She is worse that my mom D:
- Sakura has her own team of sex slaves.
- Naruto watches them go and looks adorable in the process.
- Sakura apologizes to Naruto. In her head.
- Shady Sai is shady.
- I'm willing to bet that the Sai!bushin will tell Naruto all about the rookies wanting to kill Sasukito.
- Sai, King Of Wank.
- Sakura: Kiba, I have a favour to ask...
- Kiba: I'm taken... but I'm free on Saturdays...
- Sakura: I NEED TO FIND SASUKE AND I NEED YOU TO HELP ME.
- Kiba: Oh, that...
MEANWHILE, FAR AWAY FROM THIS PAIRING WANK
- SEXY SAND SIBLINDS TO THE RESCUE.
- And some sexy Raikage's team too.
- I see thong 8D
- Kurotsuchi: But why did they cancel Firefly don't we kill both Hachibi and Kyuubi? That would destroy Akatsuki's plans and weaken Kumo and Konoha?
- Tsuchikage: Because Fox sucks I changed my mind.
- Aaaaaaaaaw Gaara managed to convert Tsuchikage to his cause <3 Naruto would be proud.
MEANWHILE IN THE MANLIEST FIGHT EVER
- I want that sword.
- Kisame pwns giant bear racoon in seconds.
- Gai's long lost brother: How dare u. Have some of my... PASSION.
- KILLERBEE IS TAKING NOTES. IN THE MIDDLE OF A FIGHT. JUST WHEN I THOUGHT I COULDN'T LOVE HIM ANY MORE.
- Kisame: Ok, if you really wanna die.
- Killerbee uses his pencil as a weapon. HIS PENCIL.
- Kisame dodges and USES SAMEHADA.
- Killerbee used RAITON on the pencil.
- *swoons*
- I think I have never fangirled like this before.
- Gai's twin attacks Kisame, who uses Samehada to block.
- Killerbee tries to trick Kisame with another Raiton missile... and rhymes in the process.
- Samehada: O NO U WON'T
- Hachibi puts on his Bijuu cloak... to headbutt Kisame. Because in this family, elbows and headbutts > S class jutsus.
- This panel is making me ship KisaBee. Hardcore.
- Killerbee: MY PIMP CLOAK D:
- Gai's twin: The sword is eating your chakra!
- Samehada: NOM NOM NOM
- Kisame: Samehada loves takoyaki.
- Killerbee: You have pretty eyes... for a soon to be dead shark. 8D
- Samehada trasforms into... something with lots and lots of teeth.
- Kisame: My name is Kisame. Hoshigaki Kisame.

EPIC.

I'm doing a crack comic for this chapter, but I want to finish my commissions first