Chapter 455

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- Danzou prepares for the conference.
- Danzou tells Fodder!Root Terai to take care of Kabuto. Terai is so dead.
- Danzou: Ok, I'm almost ready for the KageCon. Remove your masks, guys. Cosplay is not allowed.
- Root guys take of their cloaks. Fabulous.
- Seems that one of Pain's bodies is alive (I knew it, they are zombies). That or Kishimoto is not really original with his designs.
- What is Zorro doing in Naruto?
- Fu wants to know which kind of toys they can bring to the Con. Danzou tells him he can bring whatever he wants.
- Danzou tells Kato Zorro Torune he should set some men to watch over Naruto.
- You should give up, Danzou. Sai is totally gay for Naruto.
- I wonder what Fodder!Root can do to stop Naruto from leaving the village.
IN OTHER NEWS, SOMEBODY IS BEATING NARUTO TO A PULP.
- Karui: Damn, this guy really is into S&M.
- Naruto, the Rocky of Naruto.
- Omoi is amazed. He didn't know Naruto was THIS gay for Sasuke. Don't worry, you get used to it.
- Sai is not pleased.
- Karui tells Naruto she is not a sadist. But she will hit him some more for being a douche with a Martyr Complex.
- Sai is not pleased AT ALL.
- Karui: FALCON PUNCH
- Sai stops Karui. But the important thing in this panel is that we can see that Karui is wearing stockings 8D
- Omoi: Damn, everybody is gay in this village.
- Karui: GTFO, he obviously likes it.
- Naruto tells Sai to stay out of this. He wants to Martyr some more.
- Sai: Naruto, you don't have to get beaten up for Sasuke's sake. He hurt you!
- Naruto: You don't understand. He hurts me because he loves me!
- Sai: Naruto, bb, I would treat you right! ;___;
- If you feel like you are reading a Shounen-ai harem instead of a shounen, raise your hand.
- Karui: FREE PUNCHES DAY!
- Omoi stops Karui, he knows Naruto is gay for Sasuke so he won't betray him. He also knows Sai is gay for Naruto and he will protect him.
- Karui: YOU HAVE ALREADY BEEN CONVERTED? D:
- Omoi: I know they are the enemy, and they are protecting the missing nin that kidnapped and probably killed our master. But for some reason I like him.
- Karui: *facepalm*
- Omoi is really sexy.
- asdasdas SAMUI *___*
- Samui: You are not causing trouble, right?
- Karui: 8/ Oh shit.
- Omoi tells Samui Killerbee may be alive and they have to go look for him.
- Samui is smart.
- WTF? SENSE? IN MY NARUTO?
- Samui and co. will take the info to the Raikage.
- Naruto wants to go with them.
- Sai is so cute when he worries about his crush.
- Naruto: I wanna talk to the Raikage.
- Karui: WTF
- It takes more than a bunch of Konoha citizens praising Naruto and telling the audience how Naruto should be Hokage to convince Samui. I love this woman.
- Samui: You are not invited.
- Naruto:
- Team Kumo leave to download some data.
- Naruto tells Sai to take him to Kakashi and Yamato.
KAKASHI AND YAMATO'S LOVE TENT.
- Sai is taking care of Naruto. Aaaw *ships SaiNaru like crazy*
- Sai tells Naruto that they should go to the hospital let Sakura heal him.
- Naruto tells him he doesn't want to tell Sakura that he was beat up by a girl because of Sasuke explain this.
- Naruto apologizes and thanks Sai for his help.
- Sai says it's not a problem. He has an excuse to touch Naruto. 8D
- Yes, I'm shipping them like crazy.
- Kakashi: LOL beaten like a girl for defending your boyfriend. They beat you up good.
FLASHBACK! You gotta have one per chapter.
- Sai wants to know why Naruto and Sakura insist on protecting their bond with Sasuke when it only causes them pain.
- They care because Sasuke is a hot piece of ass was a good guy when he wasn't acting like a jerk, Sai.
- Kakashi: Sai, in reality you... You know why. *wink wink nudge nudge*
- Sai is so cute.
- Stop being a sissy, Naruto.
- Kakashi: So, you better rest for a...
- Naruto: NO TIME FOR THAT. NEED TO SEE RAIKAGE ASAP.
- Kakashi: ._.
- Yamato: o__o
- Naruto wants to convince Raikage - you know, the guy that does Dynamic Exits - to pardon Sasuke. Yes, rly.
- The sad thing is that Naruto is going to brainwash the Raikage and convince him to pardon the guy that kidnapped his baby brother.
- Yamato: You don't even have your seal anymore and you could go crazy and I'm not your babysitter an..
- Naruto: I saw Yondaime. Your argument is invalid.
- Everybody is shocked.
- Naruto: Yep. He went all Yondaime Ex Machina on Kyuubi and told him who is the boss.
- Yamato: But he is dead D:
- Kakashi: This is Kishimoto, why are you so surprised?
- Naruto says that Madara is behind everything and he used Pain so he must be using poor Sasukito. Naruto is right. Madara just loves to use kids with troubled pasts.
- Madara is the source of all evil. And he does it for the lulz.
- Kakashi tells Sai to inform the Hokage.
- Sai doesn't want to leave Naruto's side. >D
- Kakashi knows Minato was Naruto's daddy. I'm not surprised.
- Naruto doesn't ask why Kakashi didn't tell him that he knew. I am surprised.
- Kakashi tells Naruto that they will go to the KageCon and Yamato will be one of his bodyguards.
- Yamato is not pleased.
MEANWHILE OUTSIDE KONOHA
- A figure in the shadows. Ooooh, suspense!
- Fodder nins attack Danzou and his bodyguards. But Danzou has a plan...!
- DANZOU HAS A SHARINGAN. No, seriously. He does.

So... Danzou is Madara? Obito? He stole an Uchiha eyeball after the Massacre and decided to play Dr. Frankestein?

Or is Kishimoto pulling this out of his ass?

Chapter 62

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- Chapter starts with Kim trying to emulate CCS.
- Marie supervises while Soul and Maka watch.
- New outfits are cool.
- So Marie wants Soul and Maka to fly.
- And Maka wants to be an angel.
- Maka: It would be nice if SOMEBODY called me an angel. *hint hint nudge nudge*
- Soul: ...
- Spirit loves his baby girl.
- Soul's new form... is kinda similar to the old one. But he still looks cool. 8D
- Ok, you can start with the "Maka has Soul between her legs" jokes.
- Oh, the innuendo.
- Soul can change his size at will.... damn, the joke writes itself.
- Maka's idea of wings: Fluffy and cute. Soul's idea of wings: BATMAN.
- Soul can't really picture Maka as an angel.
- First attempt at trying to cosplay Sakura Kinomoto: FAILURE.
- Soul & Maka: Bicker Bicker Bicker.
- Spirit: Get a room.
MEANWHILE IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE.
- Spirit and BlackStar, sweaty and groping each ot... I mean, fighting.
- Stein is impressed. But BlackStar's awesomeness has not reached Stein levels yet.
- Stein without glasses is as hot as Stein with glasses. 8D
MEANWHILE IN SHIBUSEN FIRING RANGE SINCE WHEN DO THEY HAVE ONE? AWESOME
- Patty looks crazier than usual.
- Liz is proud of her baby sister.
- Patty doesn't need technique to shoot your ass.
- Sid is disturbed.
MEANWHILE SOMEWHERE ELSE.
- The rest of the cast procastinate. Or plays with kids.
- Harvar is HOT.
MEANWHILE IN SHINIGAMI SAMA'S TEA HOUSE
- Shinigami-sama drinks his tea and acts like the Wicked Queen of Snow White.
- Asuza says that they can't find Justin.
- OMG Shinigami-sama remembers that his son was kidnapped! Finally.
MEANWHILE (lots of meanwhiles in this chapter) IN NOAH'S BATCAVE.
- Gopher, the ambigious kid is beating Kid up.
- Noah tells him to stop.
- Bloody and sexy Kid. With his hands tied. Oh, yes. 8D
- Noah: Don't reorganize the contents of my book.
- Kid: I have OCD and you expect me to not organize it? Are you dumb?
- Gopher loves to hit Kid.
- Noah: Stop it. No bruises on my shouta. >(
- Kid doesn't want you to touch Maka. And the KidMaka shippers go wild.
- Topher doesn't know that Maka has an overprotective Daddy who happens to be a Death Scythe.
- What's with this sudden love for angels, Maka?
- Srs Spirit is srs.
- Topher says that he is the only who can satisfy Noah-sama. The joke writes itself.
- Ok, this kid could give Chrona a run for his/her money when it comes to looking like a trap.

The plot thickens.